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Sold My Baby
So I sold my baby today for $300! Originally the guy on the phone quoted me $560 but when his goon came to pick him up he lowered the offer to $300. It upset me at first but the last offer I had was only $100. The lack of weight is what caused the devaluation.…
Cursed Upon A Shooting Star
One forever, souls bound by the sky To love and unlove until the day they die A shooting star radiating from the heavens above Granting a lonesome wish to one desiring love One heart pure as a diamond uncut from sin Another of coal as dark as a lone wolf’s den A beautiful beginning to…
Crystal Lake
Jason Voorhees, an unstoppable serial killer relying on brute strength to finish off his victims. The bloody hockey mask is iconic yet many desire to know the monster behind the mask. Jason’s back story is tragic the way he was made fun of and drowned but has never been explored in depth, no pun intended.…
Scissors
They found you shivering cold and alone, Atop a hill in a fortress of stone Gave you a home and a bed to sleep, Wiped yours tears when you would weep Made you smile from ear to ear, Took away all that you fear Until you cut them and made them bleed, Down to the…
Hagrid as The Pope
Follow OnceUponADadTime on Facebook Controversial, sacrilegious and offensive described The Pope Must Die in 1991 starring Robbie Coltrane, aka Hagrid from Harry Potter. Comparable to the Naked Gun from 1988, finding promotion for the movie proved difficult. In today’s politically correct world it may have found it impossible to get into the mainstream market. The…
Abagail’s Zoo
Follow OnceUponADadTime on Facebook The loud screeching of nails echoed over the surveillance system causing a sharp ringing in my ears. I struggled to click mute on the monitor with a startled sense of urgency. My ears would need to recover however my eyes purveyed the screens to uncover the cause of this disruption. Working…
The Light Of The Ocean
Follow OnceUponADadTime on Facebook One Of A Kind describes you just fine, Your very nature is to be kind. You lift others up when they’re feeling down, Teaching others to fish rather than sitting around. Your heart is so big that it rests on your shoulders, With burdens of others as heavy as boulders. Your…
Ray Finkle On Sports Center!?
Follow OnceUponADadTime on Facebook “So have you heard of the Miami Dolphins new kicker Ray Finkle?” ” Oh yeah I heard them talking about him on Sports Center last night.” “Wait, what!?” Some years ago I worked with this guy known as Shag. No one compared to this guy. The events in his life never…
Return of the Ketchup King
Three hundred million volts of electricity lit up the Alvin sky as I struggled to push open my van door against the gust of wind. A storm was imminent and the order was already late. Service at Kelly’s was quick and courteous unlike the Mindflayer esk clouds looming above me. As I secured the delivery…
Ketchup King
I was bleeding out everywhere all for five dollars. “Ask for lots of extra ketchup,” he said. Second chances in life are not guaranteed and neither are tips. Luckily my second opportunity to deliver to “The Ketchup King” drenched his meal in crimson condiment rather than my shirt in red blood. Weeks ago I delivered…
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